Hua Hin Bars and Nightlife Guide

HY9Hua Hin is not exactly renowned for its pumping nightlife or flotilla of glitzy go go bars, yet it does have variety. In and around the red light area of the resort are numerous beer bars and regular bars as well as live music venues and the odd disco. There’s something for all, including a bit of filth.

Although the emphasis is definitely on families and retirees, Hua Hin has literally dozens of girlie bars, so there is plenty of choice. However, there are no go go bars in Hua Hin and the ladies here are not quite as appealing as the best of Bangkok and Pattaya. They are typically older and not as fit.

In addition, most bars are of the standard unit ‘shoebox’ variety, lined up against one another along the main pussy haven of Soi Bintabaht. Associated side streets, like Poon Suk Road and Selakam Road, have some higher quality bars with good sound systems and pool tables. You’ll find expat tourist bars in these areas, such as Johnnie Walkers and the Jungle Juice Bar.

There is also a bit of a club scene in Hua Hin, although these are typically contained within the better hotels. The Hilton, for example, has a very popular disco downstairs lying opposite the eastern entrance of Soi Bintabaht. It gets busy every night with tourists, expats and prostitutes.

As well as the general beer bar girls strewn about the business end of Hua Hin night life – that is, around the square between Bintabaht and Selakam – there is also some action up around the Hua Hin Night Market. Restaurants and bars are behind the stalls, while girlie bars are tucked along Prapokklao Road and Soi 70.

You can also enjoy kinky massage in out of the way places on Petchkasem Road and behind the railway line. There is also a gay massage sauna on Naret Damri Road, to boot, along with ladyboy bars and cabaret.

Can you bring girls to your hotel?
Some Bangkok hotels don’t mind tourists bringing bar girls back to their room as long as they are discreet, while others charge extra or forbid it altogether. To save the embarrassment we’ve enquired with most of them and listed those that are suited to bachelors; see the list, rates and booking here.

Recommended Hua Hin bars

Johnnie Walkers Bar & Restaurant: One of the top bars in town, with great music, sports on TV, good food and drink, and a range of events. Located on Selakam Road.

Octopussy Bar: Popular bar on Poon Suk Road with many available hostesses. Features a couple of American pool tables, darts, multiple TVs with sports, news & whatnot, and local and imported beers and cocktails. Just off Dechanuchit Road.

Meeting horny Thai girls for free:
Many ‘bachelors’ visiting Thailand take the easy way out by visiting girlie bars and go go bars, but there are also regular girls not on the game that are keen on meeting foreigners for a fling. Horny and lonely girls go looking for sex online with visiting or resident Westerners. They aren’t expecting money or a long-term boyfriend and haven’t been with many other men. One of the best places to meet these chicks is Adult Friend Finder, where there are more than 10,000 registered Thai female members.

Romantic Bar: One of many very popular beer bars along Soi Bintabaht with several eager hostesses and a buzzing atmosphere. 

Sugar Cane: Smart and popular bar in the thick of it residing in a modernised Thai wooden house from the 1930’s. Boasts a warm and inviting atmosphere.

El Murphy’s: This is a fun, Irish-styled bar not far from the Hilton along Selakam Road. Best known for Guinness on tap and the Stonehead Band, with rock and blues nightly.

Hilton disco (Hua Hin Brewing Company): Top nightspot in Hua Hin, located just across from Soi Bintabaht on Naret Damri Road. Features hip hop and techno nightly, along with live (Thai) music and a young crowd. Popular with visitors and freelancers later on.

Satchmo Club: Top end, classy jazz venue underneath the main lobby of the Sofitel hotel. Features The Flash Band (a Filipino band) and tastes of Mexico.